Rag's Jokes

I used to be a struggling artist, but thanks to AI, I am now just a struggling prompt artist.

We would have less anxiety around deadlines if it didn't start with the word 'dead'.

Being in a relationship takes a lot of work.
That's why you will have a better chance if you date unemployed people.

A lot of people don't talk about it but it is so nice that as an adult you can buy as much ice cream as you want.

“Better late than sorry” is great advice unless you are going to court for a trial.

If nothing is impossible then please fix
my sleeping schedule.

A cake walk is much more difficult than you might think.

I am going to start a podcast where I don't say anything so people can use it as a break between their other podcasts.

Some of the best things in life are free,
but some of the worst things in life are also free.

If you are dating a comedian, you can cheat on them by laughing at someone else's joke.

I wish you could look up people's streaming subscriptions before meeting them.

Thank god for Newton, because if an apple fell on my head, I'd just swear at it.

I like mannequins.
They are either completely naked or surprisingly fashionable.

You should not compare your life with others, unless they are doing worse than you.

You can either say no to drugs or you can say no to your parents.

Sure! You can call yourself a workaholic, but you will never be as cool as an alcoholic.

Maybe the AI will not take our jobs if we just stop interviewing them.

Sometimes life can be terrible.
But once you get a hang of it, you can actually make it worse.

You won't need a 2 AM friend if you go to sleep by 10 PM.
You are welcome.

If apologizing was a sport, I would be really sorry.

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